i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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