He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
