Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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