The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
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I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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