did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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