He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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he fucked my hip out of place.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
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I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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