But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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