Someone shit on the floor
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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