Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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