it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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