My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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