windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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