the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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