My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
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Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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