So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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