he shaved USA in his pubs
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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