There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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