I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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