I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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