How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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