drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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