What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
