No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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