Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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