I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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