Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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