they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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