how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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