i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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