Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
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I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I am one with the molecules
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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