Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
two words: eviction party
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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