lets start a swedish sibling band together
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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