he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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