I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Just puked most of my soul out..
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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