So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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