You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
That was before I lit my hair on fire
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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