Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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