Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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