dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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