Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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