i think my mom watched the whole time
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
