That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
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You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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