They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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