some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
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The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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