wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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