Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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