So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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