love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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