When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Randomize
