Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
someone owes me an orgasm
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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