I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
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The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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