Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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