Pregnant stripper...not hot.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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