I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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