idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
